The first thing the initials MCM brought to your mind was Man Crush Monday? Right? The Monday part is right, but I’m talking about:
Milk Carton Missing
While man crushes are cool and all, milk is way cooler! I mean all the vitamins and nutrients you get from it makes milk a pretty powerful liquid superheroine (because, duh, milk is most definitely female.)
I’m lactose intolerant though…. so all that awesomeness is pretty much off the table.
Kinda like my earrings; which should be posted on milk cartons as missing.
On any relatively normal day I can be found wearing stud earrings of varying sizes. On any relatively normal night at least one of any of these pairs of earrings goes missing. I swear some evil earring stealing s-o-b creeps out of my closet or from under my bed, flips a coin, and snatches the winner- or rather loser.
“Heads tonight! Muah haha. I’ll take the left diamond!”
It’s seriously an issue to the point I don’t even bother buying really nice studs, because I know be it diamond, pearl, or ball one will be gone within the week, if not the night. At least the little gremlin leaves anything that dangles alone.
Maybe I should get on this whole one earring trend- I have lots of those lying around.
PS: Check out these earrings I would get if I wouldn’t lose one asap.
Am I just irresponsible (I swear I put them in a dish!)? Maybe it’s just a lovable quirk? Does anyone else have this issue?