MCM

The first thing the initials MCM brought to your mind was Man Crush Monday? Right? The Monday part is right, but I’m talking about:

Milk Carton Missing

While man crushes are cool and all, milk is way cooler! I mean all the vitamins and nutrients you get from it makes milk a pretty powerful liquid superheroine (because, duh, milk is most definitely female.)

I’m lactose intolerant though…. so all that awesomeness is pretty much off the table.

Kinda like my earrings; which should be posted on milk cartons as missing.

On any relatively normal day I can be found wearing stud earrings of varying sizes. On any relatively normal night at least one of any of these pairs of earrings goes missing. I swear some evil earring stealing s-o-b creeps out of my closet or from under my bed, flips a coin, and snatches the winner- or rather loser.

“Heads tonight! Muah haha. I’ll take the left diamond!”

It’s seriously an issue to the point I don’t even bother buying really nice studs, because I know be it diamond, pearl, or ball one will be gone within the week, if not the night. At least the little gremlin leaves anything that dangles alone.

Maybe I should get on this whole one earring trend- I have lots of those lying around.