Ruffle Butts

Who doesn’t want a shirt that covers your butt in ruffles and makes you wanna waddle around? Cause that’s what this shirt makes me wanna do. Waddle waddle waddle.

5 or 6 Sizes Too Small

I’m not talking about those times you order a dress from a Chinese wholesaler and it’s made for a child, not a full grown woman- I’m talking about pant pockets. Do you remember in the early 2000’s when the smaller the phone the cooler it…


I was happily reading my way through the vast content of information to be found on the web, when suddenly I beheld a word which threw me for a loop (not a tiny bow loop, but a massive roller coaster loop)!


I know, I know- I’ve been promising and leading up to this moment for a while on Instagram and Twitter. THE moment is here though. First order of business: Hey hey hey.

Repeat Redo Rerun Replay Echoooooooooooo

I heard a myth once that Anna Del Russo never wears the same outfit twice. Myth and not rumor cause come on, it’s the legendary Anna Del Russo! The woman can make watermelon look freaking delectable- and I’m not talking about when you eat it.

Once upon a time……..

There was a girl. She looked totally normal, and despite the random bits of tulle and sparkle stuck to her, no one would ever suspect…..